ISLEWORTH, FLORIDA - Tiger Woods' difficult year has ended on a new low, with his much-publicised move from golf into husbandry stalling dramatically. Whilst Woods remains the world's #1-ranked professional golfer, the latest rankings issued by the World Husband Association place him at 2,344,618,729 - firmly in the bottom third of the world's husband.
Following a series of lurid revelations about his personal life, Woods recently announced that he was taking a break from golf to become a better husband. The latest rankings, however, demonstrate that Woods' status in world husbandry continues to fall dramatically, from a career high of 98 just twelve months ago.
Woods will be hoping to pick up ranking points over the festive period, which features two crucial dates in the husbandry calendar - Christmas Day, and the 27th, when Woods will travel with his wife Elin. to visit her parents in Sweden. Woods will be hoping to make a swift return to the top 2 billion on the list; he is currently placed between Chad Johnson of Pittsburgh, USA, who has never remembered his wife's birthday, and Dutch national Jan Weermink, who is currently in prison.
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