Bill Paxton's Big Super Bowl Preview Part 2

Howdy, folks. I'm Bill Paxton. The good people at Sporthole have given me the chance to make a sequel to my original Super Bowl preview. I wish some of the fat cats in Hollywood had shown the same vision when I suggested a sequel to Twister a few weeks back. Who amongst you, the movie-going public, wouldn't love to see myself and Helen Hunt re-united to chase another tornado, with all the excitement of the classic original, plus brand new 3D special effects, which make it look like an F5 is hurtling right at your face? Well, try telling that to those assholes in the big corporate studios. They say nobody wants it. They think you've forgotten about Twister. But I know the truth. Right guys?

Anyway, tonight sees the perfect storm of the Super Bowl roll into Miami. The New Orleans Saints, who I tipped to win in their conference final, face off against the Indianapolis Colts, who I probably picked to win as well. This game is like two fierce F5 twisters going mano a mano. Both sides have QBs, in Peyton Manning and Drew Brees, that can hurl a football like a tornado throwing a cow into a wall. The Saints' defense will be looking to snap Manning like a tree in a hurricane, while the Colts will look to pick off Brees' passes like a raging storm picking off poorly-built houses. For an idea of what this looks like, please order Twister: Part One online today. The more we sell, the more chance we have of getting a kick-ass 3D sequel. Who's with me?

One thing I learned from pretending to chase tornadoes is that they're unpredictable, and football is the same. This is a game that's going to twist and turn like, well, a twister would be the most obvious comparison. My heart is rootin' for those plucky Saints, but this old head, rooted on surprisingly lithe and muscular shoulders, says that Peyton Manning wants that second Superbowl ring, and he'll get it. Everyone deserves a sequel. Come on, help a guy out. I'm Bill Paxton, and I'm picking the Colts to ride the storm and make it out the other side holding the Lombardi trophy. Be sure to visit the gift shop on the way out. I'm Bill Paxton.